Time to get Mortal

I'm back bitches. Now, the film 'The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones' is coming out soon and I am dreadfully excited about this one. The series, which of course I have read and am in love with, is my favourite book series (yes, it must be good if it impressed me) so I have high hopes for what is set to be the movie of the summer. The trailer looks promising and the actors are most definitely up to scratch. Let me introduce them, to those of you who have missed the bombardment of advertisement for this movie.

Mr Jamie Campbell Bower - Jace

Phil Collins junior, Lily Collins - Clary Fray

Jemima West - Isabelle

Robert Sheenan - Simon

Kevin Zeegers - Alec

Aren't they perf? I expect all of you to go and watch it. Its out on the 21st of August.

Don't worry pretties, I won't be silent anymore. Watch this space and don't forget to tell your friends, if you have any, how fabulous I am.

All my love

A xxx

Catfished - Spoiler Alert

So for all of you who have good TV show taste, let's discuss Glee. We all love the gorgeous new boy/ replacement Finn named Ryder and hate the fact that he's been cat-fished. Poor, sweet, innocent Ryder, who unknowingly fell in love with a boy (who wants to be a woman because obviously women are the stronger sex), could easily have gotten any girl if he really tried. Do the girls at McKinley High not have eyes or are they simply that dim-witted to not have snatched him up. Just look at him:

...and pretend he's got a better hair cut and a better hairdresser. How can they resist? I know I couldn't. Clearly his cat-fish couldn't either, which leads us on to the more important part of this post; the anticlimax. I think we all agree that, really, we were expecting it to be Unique all along, it was obvious. Granted, the writers managed to suspend our belief slightly further when Marley came forward at first but then it turned out to be Unique all along. I was slightly disappointed with this if I'm honest. Partly because, like I said, we had known it had been Unique, and partly because, well, due to it actually being Unique, Ryder isn't going to get his girl that he so desperately wants and deserves. So that made me think. Who do you think it should have been? Believe it or not I actually value your opinions, sometimes. Should it have been...

Heartbreak Jake?

 

His motives wouldn't have been savage, of course, but the fact that his best friend was in love with his girlfriend must have worried him, if only slightly, because no one is that un-paranoid. He created cat-fish Katie to help his dear Ryder get over Marley.

Miss Oh-so-perfect Marley?

Maybe she had the same motives as Jake or maybe, underlying that innocent facade, is a malicious, self-centred girl who enjoys the attention and affections of young men.

The Kitty with Claws?

This little bitch, a personal favourite character, always gets her way. Perhaps she actually is quite a sweetheart underneath all that mean feminism and liked Ryder but was afraid to tell him for fear of being rejected.  This would seem the more likely story for her, as we've seen her turn soft for others (like Artie) she recognizes as friends. Or maybe she just wanted to mess with Ryder for the hell of it.

Or did you really like the fact that it was Wayde/Unique?

Tell me in your comments darlings.

All my love,

A x

The ugly ducklings

We all just love to see celebrities fail but this isn't one of those posts. No, this is seeing which of our childhood actors bloomed into beautiful butterflies; almost as good as me but, not quite. Our first little duckling turned swan is the lovely Matthew Lewis.



So he started out the little chubby, forgetful kid, Neville Longbottom, who everyone just loved to laugh at but as we've watched him grow through the years, he's grown into one hot guy. No doubt that by the last Harry Potter, our girl crushes had become pretty big, and after he saves the day, well, he's a hero as well. Just your typical zero to hero.

Jonathan Lipnicki


Remember the cute geeky boy in Stuart Little? Well now he's all mature and gorgeous. I mean seriously, sigh, that body has very much developed and those defined abs... well what can I say? Most of you girls and gay guys will be swooning at this one. Let's just hope that he's also grown some teeth.

Josh Peck


This fat child just got ripped and incredibly sexy. I think we can all recall the little dork that was never going to get a girlfriend, compared to his brother, Jake the player. Now, however, we can all agree that we definitely want to be his girlfriend, I know I do. Puberty treated you well darling.

Emma Watson


And this one is just for the jealousy score. This leading lady bloomed into a stunning British rose. From cute to hot, every girl hopes that once she passes through her teenage years she'll become a beautiful young woman, just like Emma. Sadly, for you that is, life doesn't always go that way and most go from ugly duckling to attempted swan-duck. But you can always dream.

Ciao Ciao for now,

All my love,

A x

Fashion Faux Pas

Our lovingly hated Kim Kardashian really should rethink her wardrobe choices because we, people, like me, just love to criticize her choice. Now apparently she has a stylist who chooses her outfits for her but by now I think they should definitely be out of that job. Uh oh K, looks like this baby is taking you for a fashion ride, straight to disaster.

Example A
  

Well at least she's attempting to keep her style up to date in a monochrome dress. Maybe its the way it makes her behind look even more out of proportion than usual or the fact that her bra shines through. Either way, it isn't working.

Example B


Now this is the love child of satin lingerie and scissors. It seems to me that she ran out of clothes so her now-out-on-the-street stylist had to make do with a pair of plain black jeans and an old, most probably expensive, slip of Kim's to create this make shift outfit. At least she had the decency to slap on some glossy red lipstick and grab a brown bag to add some colour, otherwise I might have believed she was attending her own fashion's funeral.

Example C


Admittedly her messy bun and shoes are cute but lets face it, those weren't the first things that caught our attention. The skirt is interesting to say the least but really the attempt at a high-low/ dip hem skirt really does not do anything for, well, anybody really. The waist of that skirt also looks as though the life is being crushed out of her whilst trying to create a hourglass shape, but the flesh bulging over the top sort of ruins the effect don't you think?

Oh well Kim, lets try not to massacre your dignity any further. Better luck next time.

All my love

A x

Gorgeous Celebrity Siblings

Ooh la la people. The number of hot celebrity siblings is brilliant. Lets take a look at a few.

Chris Hemsworth and Liam Hemsworth


Whoever created the gene pool from which they came are saints. The two brothers are utterly gorgeous and brilliant actors too.

James and Dave Franco


Both of them are pretty good looking but I think we can agree that younger brother Dave received more of the good looks than James, apart from those eyebrows, you might want to sort them out Dave darling.

Emma and Alex Watson


Now we all know that Emma has beauty worthy of jealousy but so does her younger brother, Alex. Luckily Burberry also spotted his hotness and he is now a model for them alongside his sister.

Big Reunion

S Club 7 are rumored to be reuniting for the TV series 'Big Reunion'. They were every 90's kids' favourite bands, they were certainly mine. Don't you just love reunions? The bands are like the leftovers after a Sunday roast that are eaten the next day, the same but not quite as good. Still, it will be a treat to see S Club 'reach for the stars' again, although, I think everyone stopped moving to the S Club beat a few years ago.

All my love

A x

Disaster Date

So I heard that heartthrob to be Jaden Smith, 14, is dating Kardashian junior Kylie Jenner, 15, and I think they make a cute couple. That was before I saw this interesting escapade by the boy.

As much of a 'man of steel' that you are Jaden, and iron man full body suit is embarrassing to say the least. Smith wore the suit that he bought a few hours before on a date. If he was my bf, I would not be caught dead with that on the streets. Poor Kylie clearly isn't good enough to be seen with in public. Of course there is nothing wrong with having a bit of fun but this on a date? I think not.

All my love

A x